Bountiful Harvest

I'm not setting any peach harvest records this year with my $20 peach tree.

Total crop this year is 2 peaches.

That is $10 a peach. Peach farmers, you have bested me again.

Buying the vote.

DC residents have been whining for years about not getting to vote.

DC Residents, If you move all your free museums to Salt Lake, Ill give up my vote.
Crystals at the museum of natural science.

BORING

Been drying apples from the tree in the back yard.

Meet my new favorite kitchen tool, the apple corer