Saturday, January 8, 2011

Today's Kids Not Easy to Scare






Two local scientist conducted a experiment on how today's kids scare: Conclusion? Not easy.

Parents are getting harder to scare too.


The scientist were armed with the following equipment:
Beer
Pitbull/boxer
Trucker Hat with band name Nashville "kitty" or similar
Boom box.
Spinning props

The above items had no effect on parents decision that we were a "safe bet." Matter of fact we were safer than nobody.

"Mom is leaving to pick up some fast food. She comes out and let her kids know it is fine to stay at park with us, but to come back inside once we. " said one of the scientist. "We were a lawsuit waiting to happen, but to todays parent, with our beer and spinning props and pitbull, we looked like a safe haven, I just don't get it."

Friday, January 7, 2011

Bluie, a candle in the wind, a rough draft.

Most half inch foam insulation bought at Lowe's ends up on houses, spending their long long lives guarding people from tempurature extreemes.

Not Bluie! Bluie was lovingly made into an airplane by a red headed proud Gappedo type.

Under Gappedo's guidance, Bluie lived a very very short but exciting life. here is bluies story.

to be continued. (spoiler alert, bluie is going to be a candle buring on many, many ends)

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Shock and Awe!

Miles,
The bombardment of poo has weakened our outer defenses. The thirty poo barage in 24 hours was especially effective as was your campaign to poo right after diaper change at 3am last night. and again at 4 am and again at 5. In a word. I surrender.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Not eating the fruit pays big dividends.


Shannon sure is tough. 36 hours of labor later and here we are. Total anti-cake walk. ladies a tip- next time you are in a forbidden garden and a serpent has a great idea about a delicious menu item, think twice. Welcome Mile$ Boyd Frantz! 7pds 15oz dec 22 6:45 am we are back at home and all is well.

Monday, December 13, 2010

P-51 Mustang.


I have always liked mustangs. Toby takes a low pass on a Sunday evening. The real deal, Around 150 P-51's still flying. A full sized one goes for a million dollars, Toby's is appimately one million less so it is approximately free. Fun times.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

$500 Dollar Potato Chip.

When you shake a bag of potato chips the big ones end up on top. For $500, neighbor Mark just made himself one big potato chip.